she had a cluster of thorns caught in her hair, it took me half an hour to pull all of it out, she was very patient.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
Will the cute little animal be brutally burned to death?
Find out next time!
- Me: ask me anything guys, nothing is off the limits.
- Me: okay, I'll just reblog some pictures.
WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT
And then my soul saw you and it kind of went “Oh there you are. I’ve been looking for you.I Wrote This For You (via 5000letters)
UN Women Goodwill Ambassador Emma Watson attends an event at Parliament in Montevideo, Uruguay on Sept 17th
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
that is actually a perfect description